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It's back... LOL.

2009-11-09T21:30:00.000-08:00

Hello jellyfishes.

It's been so long since I've blogged...

There's nothing to blog about anyway...

Porous...

Permeable...

Platitudinous...

Percolationous... LOL. I made this word up.

It's uber boring!!!!!

Anyway, let's end this post already. LOL.

p.s. Till next time again. I'm looking for things to blog about.

I hope the world really ends on 2012. LOL.

skitta Bong!

2009-10-02T01:58:00.000-07:00

Bang!

Hello! It's been like, ok, don't know how long since I blogged. Ok, I think it's been 1 week. LOL.

So much has happened. Prelim marks. Two more weeks to the Os. It's just too fast...

"The truth shalt speak for itself. The person that reveals it is it's cloak."

Ok, prelims. LOL. I only got what I wanted for DNT. An A1. Haha.
The rest? Just say that I didn't study well. If not, I'll get A2s or better. Haha.

English - B4
Maths - B3
Science (P, C) - B3
Humanities (Geog, S.S) - B3

LOL.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Now, for Singapore Idol...

Who do you think will win?
Ok, I think from the very first episode of Singapore Idol, you will probably know who will win the contest itself.

Nope, it's not a guy. It's a girl. Guess who? It's Mae Sta Maria.

I totally think she will win SG Idol '09. I personally feel that she has a great voice and she is indeed a talent.

Remember, vote for talent.
Ever since the special idol 13th show, the commercials and judges are saying it.
Basically, if they said that, you will know that they are trying to hint that the good looking ones are not talented. Why? Fans would basically vote for the idols with good looks.

LOL. Enough for SG Idol. I just think that Mae would win.

p.s. Thank you, thank you very much. Winks. LOL. And I won't be updating for like, sooooo
long... Exams coming...

We're all turning into garbage.

2009-09-19T03:28:00.000-07:00

Bang.

Hello noids.

"Being too discreet is an exposure itself."

Oh, just some advice for some hyperactive junkies. LOL.

"Don't brag too much. You'll turn senile."

Again, another piece of advice.

"If you lie, your're actually telling the truth that you're lying."

Oops. Another one. Let's see...

"If flattery is a form of art, you'd be it's artist."

"Kicking others' balls won't get you anywhere. Just study hard."

"Giving false information is misleading. So pop goes to Devil."

Anyways, about today...

Went to Westmall for some DDRX fun. Luckily my skills are not rusty. LOL.

Saw some of the friends I made there.

Then went back to CWP's Timezone for some look-around. And guess what? It's turning into a wasteland. LOL. Seriously. The DDR machine is like GONE!

You want evidence? Here's some. LOL.

See that space? It's where the machine used to be. AHHHHH! My legacy is gone! My high-scores! LOL.

Hello Bambi, how's you doing?

"Hyper! Bishi Bashi!" But some of the buttons are like spoilt. Aha. And feed those hungry cavemen!

Like finally. The people started to put bigger prizes like bars of dark chocolate and packets of cuttle fish into the Sweetland machine. If you're lucky you can even scoop up an egg. LOL.

Anyways, after taking these photos, I continued to walk around Timezone for the fun of it.

Saw Leon. LOL and the case of the missing DDR machine is solved.

He told me that the machine is actually on loan to the Suntec Games Covention. Like LOL.

Why would they even want to borrow a machine that is already half-spoilt when they can get better ones near the area? Bunch of weirdos.

Anyways, it's the of another post. And I hope people can take into the advice I gave above. Haha.

p.s. "If you think lagging behind is a good thing, go get yourself upgraded."

OMG! Like finally...

2009-09-17T03:04:00.000-07:00

Hello bells!

Ahahaha! Finally! Exams like Humanities and Science are over!

"This is Project Runway" LOL. The famous Heidi Klum line. And today is the season premiere of the 6th season of P.R. Ahahaha! Great way to end a stressful Thursday!

OMG. How can that Kanye West just go up on stage and interrupt Taylor Swift's speech? It's totally NOT NICE. Screw you Kanye!

"I think it's because you didn't win any awards right Kanye? You're just jealous..."

OMG (again). Lady Gaga! Love you!

"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Paparazzi..."

Very emotional when she sang that line. It sounded like she was going to cry. Totally powerful voice. LOVE IT. And the blood. Totally dramatic and awesome!

And I totally love this line of Lady Gaga.

"Amidst all of these Flashing lights I pray the Fame won't take my Life..."

It's totally awesome. Just so.

And her fashion at the MTV Awards, it's undescribable. I totally liked both of the following outfits. VERY AVANTE GARDE AND GAGA!

She wore the red one when she was receiving her award. Thanking her family, God and the Gays!

LOL. Guess this is the end for today. Maybe I'll give tips to those hypocrite junkies on the next post... LOL (again).

p.s. Lady Gaga, why do you keep making people like/love you more?

BONDING!

2009-09-14T01:06:00.000-07:00

Bonding!

OMG! What a great start to the Monday blues!

The Social Studies prelims went totally well. Bonding came out la... LOL.
Its like a re-took my 'N' Levels again. Haha. Don't know why I love that topic like so much also... LOL.

When that witch said turn over the paper, I immediately flipped it over and voila,

Bonding in Singapore

2a) Forces from external threats are the most important source of conflict. Do you agree? Explain your answer.

b) "Developing a common space is the most crucial measure to manage ethnic diversity in Singapore." Do you agree?

...

LOL. Then its like everything's in place already. I just needed to switch my brain to Bonding channel and vomit all the answers out for the essay. Haha.

Anyways, that's all for S.S. For math, I think I am going to fail paper 1.

There's this question,

Kai Kai was driving along a road. If he travelled 100 metres, he would see a tree on his left. If he travelled 80 metres, he would see a tree on his right. How long does he have to travel to see 2 trees on both sides?

LOL. I suggest you take a plane. It's fast, it's convenient and you can see all the trees!

Haha, its the end of another post. Until the next. Maybe I'll post something related to the news of the kids who think they'll revive as slayers to kill some demons or the Singapore Idol thing I read earlier on. LOL.

p.s. Whatev.

Long time no blog...

2009-09-11T23:37:00.000-07:00

LOL.

So sian... It's been two weeks since I blogged.

There's nothing to talk about also...

I think I'm becoming a piece of rock.

Been studying S.S at home for the whole holiday week. Haha, good me.

"What mix and match? I think I've become a Singapore flag lor..."

According to the news I saw on TV like a few days ago, many teenagers are committing mass suicide. LOL.
I heard that a bunch of students ,who have nothing better to do, decided to end their lives for they think they have some supernatural power! OMG! Pity these noids. Like how stupid can they be? Who on earth told them that they may become some Superman or Wonderwoman after jumping from a HDB flat? Like come on... It's still the 7th month. I hope those kids are not wearing red.

Here's a few lines from something I read a few days ago...

The Devil's Good lil' Friends
-----------------------------

...
Too bad these are the friends you have,
too bad you don't have us
So pop goes the weasel,
pop goes the devil.
...

(Adapted from a nursery rhyme)

LOL. Very malicious but I like it. After hearing this I felt kinda annoyed. Don't know why also... Sounds creepy... =)

End.

p.s. Pop goes the weasel, pop goes the devil.

Happy Teachers' Day!

2009-08-31T20:57:00.001-07:00

Hello pickles!

Happy Teachers' Day!
Haha!

Went for Swensens with the whole class yesterday to celebrate Teachers' day.

The whole class treated Mr. Tan and Mrs Wee to lunch and we finally found out why Mrs Wee wanted to shorten our names and find out our favourite colours: she made keychains of our names for us! Haha! Thank you!

The 'Ozzy' Keychain. Haha, thanks Mrs. Wee and Mr. Tan!

It's Aces Day as well yesterday. So played Archery at school. Quite fun. Our group wanted to shoot that irritating glum-faced P.E teacher. LOL.

Inside Swensens...

Outside Swensens... LOL.

After eating at Swensens, I went to the Virtualand at J8 with some of the 5.1.2s.
LOL. It's like the most boring Virtualand there ever is. Most of the machines there are like:
Crane Games, Basketball, etc. All the boring things...

Anyways, yesterday's trip back from Bishan to Woodlands is like damn irritating la...
There's this lady carrying her baby around. On top of that, it's like crying non-stop!
It's like it's possessed by a ghost or something. Damn noisy la...

I felt like stuffing it's mouth with capsicum topped with garlic paste. LOL. Evil.

I can't do my Sudoku! Can't concentrate...

Then finally the whole family alighted at Admiralty. Finally sio... Or my ears will bleed... LOL. Exaggerate a bit. Haha.

Anyways, just wanna wish all Teachers a Happy Teachers' Day!
LOL. May you all enjoy years of happy teaching ahead!

p.s. Bleh.

Newspaper and News Reporting!

2009-08-28T02:35:00.000-07:00

Hellos!!!

Haha! Luckily, for today's Oral, none of the lame, boring and undesrcibable topics came out!

In fact, one of my interest came out as the conversation question!

I have to say that today is double happiness. Why? Today morning's DNT common test was like OK. Some of the questions were already tested. Plus, the conversation topic was an interest! Ahahaha!

So you might be wondering, what's the topic?

NEWS REPORTING. (LOL)

Haha. It's sort of a favorite. There's so many things to say about.

But of course, there are some things which I have forgotten to mention for the picture, of course.

For the picture, I forgotten to...

- Infer the character's thought! (Damn it!)
- Describe features properly!
- Oh, and did I mention it's a helicopter runway? Damn it!

It's a picture of a pair pilots supporting an injured man. There's an Eurasian medic there to assist as well.

Bla bla bla...

First conversation topic: Would you like to take up news reporting as a career?

My answer: (Like duh) It's so interesting! Dangerous as well! And one can see the world or an issue in different perspective.

Bla bla bla...

Second conversation topic: Do you think fights around the world are bad? (Something like that...)

My answer: Well, depending on the situation, it is both good and bad. Good because people fight for justice and for what is right. Bad because innocent people like children and civilians are victimised.

OMG! And I forgot to mention. I banged on the metal table when I sat down. LOL.

Anyways, I'm just happy that the English Oral is over. Haha. And good luck 512! I'm sure everyone will pass!

p.s. I just love the news and the world. And Lady Gaga, of course. (I think this post is most probably dedicated to her and her newspaper outfit. LOL. Sounds like English Oral again!)

ORALISM

2009-08-27T01:42:00.000-07:00

Greetings you yipees.

OMG! It's English Oral tomorrow!

Have been practicing ever since...

Well it looks like my disctinction for English is pinned on oral tomorrow.

Have to chat well!

And I hope I don't get lame, boring and indescribable topics for conversation tomorrow. Hate those.

Lame, boring and indescribable topics include:

- Elderly

- Family

- Environment

I hate these topics! Ahhhhhhh!

So what are the topics I would like to be asked?

- Favorite genre of music

- Favorite singer (L.G.G of course)

- Favorite subject

... and the list could go on and on... Whatever.

LOL. Nothing more to blog.

I think for my next post, I would blog about the previous episode of Crimewatch.

Also, It's rumoured that ST has an STD. STD stands for S**w T*'s Destiny.

Aha. Sad. Bad. Mad!

p.s Oral Bomb !?!

Hellos

2009-08-20T01:56:00.000-07:00

Greetings noid. There's nothing much to post about this week. Busy all the time. But managed to avoid today's remedial to post first and then study for tomorrow's Physics test. LOL.

AND WE SHALL WAGE REBELLION AGAINST THE DING-DONG WICKED WITCH tomorrow as well. LOL.

Have been trying to do some Origami lately for fun. It's like there's nothing else better on Earth to do already.

The 'O's are reaching. In like 1 or 2 months time? Avoid them like the plaque everyone!

It's really damn boring. Every week is the same thing, repeating itself in some endless cycle.

And after the 'O's, it's paradise. Well not quite. Whatever.

It's so boring. Nothing to do. Nothing to post.

Ok. It's the end of a few lame and uninteresting line of red and blue words. Some in bold some in original form.

p.s. Counting down in progress.

Eh eh, there's nothing else I can say

2009-08-15T08:46:00.000-07:00

Hello. I almost forgot to post for this week! LOL.

Have been totally busy at school for the whole week. Rushing the DNT stuff, got greedy and took like 3 to 5 Math Practice paper etc.

Had a walk with the Jolly People at the [Forest]. Haha, I just put the brackets for fun. To remind me that it is that [Forest]. I think we've been walking in that forest for the past few weeks. Exercising is indeed fun and scary... LOL.

Met Mr. Old at the ending if the [Forest]. LOL. Told us about the 3rd encounter bla bla bla.

It's like "The story of us it always starts the same, ..."

Anyway, made parodies of Lady Gaga's songs with the Cas. For the fun of it. Haha.

"Half-bimbotic, sick retarded. Got my IC, it's blue in colour."

"The story of us it always starts the same, with a spoon in your mouth and your hand on your crotch."

"I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, Tongkat, Tongkat Ali"

"Brain, Brain! Doing it for the Brain, Brain! We're gonna live the life of the old and useless!"

LOL. I'm so sorry Lady Gaga! Please forgive me!

And Cas... You should know who these lyrics are dedicated to... LOLs (again)

P.s. ...I'm obsessively opposed to the typical.

Is that a Ghost or what? LOL. Its like Apa Sio?

2009-08-10T06:22:00.000-07:00

OMG. The creepiest thing just happened like yesterday.

I doubt you will believe me but I just had to blog about it.

We had a 'Third Encounter'. The paranormal.

Yes. The Jolly people. Total power: 7 people.

We were just going to the forest behind Admiralty park to play 'Alice In Wonderland'. It's just a very cruel game where we will bring some 'people' into the dark forest and ditch them there.

It's about 10 plus. We entered.

At the first junction, everyone were told to gather at the bridge before the real ditching began. 'Alice' was given 3 directions to choose from. We told her 3 since there were three road splits. 2 leading further into the forest while the last one was the exit.

She chose "Straight". But NO ONE was going there.

Then, as everyone headed to hide at the bridge, she entered. We told her that after she was no longer in sight, we would chase her. Being nice people, we didn't.

As 'Alice' ventured deeper, we could see a light shining onto the ground. Like its her.

Afterwards, we ran off to the bridge.

As we gathered at the bridge and was about to go, The Madhatter said she saw a person cycling. But as we walked towards the exit, the cyclist was gone. In a flash. Creepy.

As we neared the entrance of the forest, the cyclist appeared again. This time with 'Alice'.

Strange. A Jolly Person which misinterpreted the instruction ran out of the forest before assembling. Plus, he said he saw a cyclist behind, riding up to him.

Finally, everyone was shocked. The game ended like duh. Then we followed Mr Old, the cyclist, into the forest again. He said he was looking for a lady with long hair, have the smell of jasmine and wore white. LOL. Really ok. He also told us why this forest existed and bla bla bla. They also claim that riding a bike there will attract pontianaks. She'll just sit behind you.

LOL. I will never forget that day. It's damn creepy, it's just that I don't want to elaborate more only. You'll find the entire logic behind this incident completely illogical if I did. Seriously.

Can I hitch a ride?

p.s. It's the Seventh Month by the way. LOL.

This week... Sorta glam...?

2009-08-06T03:24:00.000-07:00

Hello boo boos. I feel that this week is kinda fast. It's like gonna be Friday in a blink of an eye. Quick isn't it? And there is still V.A Programme on Friday! OMG! Can you believe it? It's like a half-day and they purposely asked us to stay back!

Anyways, not much have happened this week. Except the Humanities teacher didn't come for like 2 or 3 lessons. So you might think what the big deal is? Like hello! He asked us to carry like the 1kg Geography textbook and he didn't turn up! Like hello! Somemore I saw him at the station this Monday. Like what happened? You got the flu?

Anyways, enough about school. Back to life.

Last week, I went to the [Forest of the Secret Romping Session] with some of the Jolly People. LOL. I heard from people that couples go there and make out. Is it true or is it not? Unfortunately, that myth cannot be proven until I actually see it with my own eyes and snap some evidence back. Haha, I'm such an intrusive inspector.

Also, I snapped some pictures of [light sources] in negative. So I'd post them up here.

Imagine you are being sucked into a black hole. Clueless about what is going to happen to you, you just stared blankly at it.

Strange enough, you appear at some place. Hostile it seems. Light shone on you but you know for sure it is not the Sun's...

You think and hoped that all this is just a nightmare. You shut your eyes. But instead, the environment twisted. It spun at a rapid pace. You faint at it's sight...

As you regained conciousness, you see circles hovering over you. They seem to be observing you like eyes. Looking at your every movement.

Finally, the array of eerie two-dimensional spheres cleared. They formed a more 'friendlier' image of where you are. You wandered around, flabbergastedly...

p.s. LOL. Nothing to do. So posted these pictures and told a short story.

Today's Random™ Question

2009-07-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

Question: Why do some people like to call places like Orchard Road, Bugis, etc, town?

Well, I'm not sure why. But I pondered over that question before. I mean, in my own definition, a city is like more developed than town areas like Woodlands, Marsiling or Yishun, have high buildings, hotels, plenty of shopping centers and etc. Then why do people still call city areas, town?

Here's a definition of what a city is...

1. the City - the major metropolitan center of a region; downtown: e.g I'm going to the City to buy clothes and see a show.

2. a large or important town

Now, there's even an example sentence for people to read. LOL. But you see the first definition. It says downtown and of a major metropolitan center of a region. Not just town. And the second one says a city is a large or important town NOT just a town. So you say that Orchard road is either downtown or a city. NOT TOWN.

Here's a definition of what a town is...

1. a thickly populated area, usually smaller than a city and larger than a village, having fixed boundaries and certain local powers of government.

2. a densely populated area of considerable size, as a city or borough.

Now, the first one compares a town to a city but it is smaller. It then is compared to a village but it is larger. Thus, one cannot say that Orchard Road or Bugis etc, is called a TOWN. It is like calling a female cow a bull.

LOL. I simply love to exaggerate.

But I really do wonder why teenagers nowadays like to call those places town. Shouldn't they be saying downtown or city? Then if Orchard Road is called town, would places like Yishun, Yio Chu Kang or even Ang Mo Kio be called city? LOL.

But of course, I being myself, would not call those places town when I want to visit them. I would just simply say their names. Why cause the shame if you think the other way? LOLs. Nevermind... Someday then...

So in conclusion, why do people nowadays like to call places like Orchard Road, Bugis, etc, town? Simple.

1. They are not sure what is the difference between a town and city.
2. They get influenced by other people.
3. They simply call it what other people do.
4. They are lazy to say downtown and thus say town.

Or simply whatever reasons you could think of. But please, ponder over it. LOL. I'm not like trying to start a conundrum or anything.

p.s. LOL. I'm like answering in an S.S format! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ahahaha!

so Thanks to everyone for this Week!

2009-07-30T03:39:00.000-07:00

Hello DOODADS!

Thank you everyone! The 512 people, the jolly people and the people from the Rock.

Ahahahaha!

The 512 people

Of course... These people at school... Thank you!!! For giving me that 'surprise'... LOL.

Ahahahas! But anyway, thank you all for making the previous and this week great!

Totally love it! Even though of the VA and all the boringo lessons, you all had the strange ability to make it lively. Haha!

The Jolly People

In case you are wondering who the Jolly people are, they are the people living around the neighbourhood! LOL. Not some nut heads going around acting mad! Hahas. Thank these people for the Happy Birthday SMSs. Brighten up my day. ^0^ And unlike some people at home... So irritating... Argue with me on my birthday somemore... STUpid bunch of noids... LOL.

The people from the Rock

Obviously these people are not from under a rock. LOL. They're from the Woodlands Evangelical Free Church. Yup, thanks you all for celebrating with and for me! And totally thanks for the treat at Swensens. Even though everyone only meets once in a while. So, I totally appreciate it! Thank you'll!

Yup. And this is the end of another post. Just wanna thank everyone for these 2 weeks!

p.s. Thanks again! See everyone soon!

Hello... Thanks 512!

2009-07-23T03:45:00.000-07:00

Hello fuyas.

How's everyone? Fun-tastic? LOL. Learnt it from some motivator in today's workshop.
And this first one I feel that it's average.

I felt that the first 2 motivators were better.
The first one was some guy named Danny. He is totally hilarious.
The second one is a bit fierce looking. Like a lion. LOL. It's a guy named Woei Tang.

Anyways, the last motivator of the day was an energetic yet self proclaimed 'crazy' lady named Pamela.

LOL. Don't know how she remains so energetic after like 10 hours of standing up and talking non-stop... Or maybe she has like a radiator device attached to her, sucking our energy as she moves. LOL. The last part was totally boring.

I already switched off at about 4:20 or 30 when the whole talk was supposed to end at 5.

She delayed like 15 minutes of our time! 15! LOL. Maybe I'm exaggerating but really, we was like totally tired and 15 more minutes of crap-talk and we could just doze off into lalaland already...

Finally, I wanna thank the 512 noids for giving me a 'surprise' I don't seem to be surprised about. LOL.

Haha. They gave me an advanced birthday treat. Yeah so I thank them all totally! All the 16 of them ordered pizza. By the way, they thought I would be surprised. But some whispers and talk-a-alots let the cat out of the bag. So, ta-dah! A class with only 17 people, don't expect secrets to be kept for too long, not even 2 days! Ahahaha!

p.s. Haha, thanks alot 512 people. Totally appreciate it!

2009-07-18T06:29:00.001-07:00

Hello beanos. Hows everyone today?

Today, I must say that the world (Singapore only. Haha.) is getting stranger in every aspects.

Why? As I was returning back to Woodlands from Westmall today with the jolly people, we saw a series of strange events. And some of them include people who either had crazy attitude or a hay-wired sense of fashion.

1. On the MRT back to Woodlands, we were being STARED at by 2 bozo bitches. They kept staring at us like all the way to Kranji. And I was like, PISSED OFF by those 2. Who do they think they are? I mean, why are they staring at us in the first place? Are they the paparazzi? Or some shit ass dog stalker? And one kept rolling her eyes at me because I was staring at her for quite a while after I found out she was staring at us. CURSE THEM TILL THEIR EYES POP OUT AND MAY THEY BLEED TO DEATH. FREAK THEM!!! I was like cursing them after they alighted at Kranji. What's more, OTHER PEOPLE KEPT STARING AT US AFTERWARDS. THANK GOODNESS THERE WAS A PRIORITY SEAT AVAILABLE. OR I WOULD BECOME GOOGLE-EYED. Anyway, reached back to Woodlands safely. LOL. No casualties onboard.

2. As we exited the train, a lady dropped her pouch into the train tracks. OMG. The pouch just slided into the tracks for like no reason! So sad for her. But I guess she managed to retrieve it. That is after she approached an MRT staff. NOT JUMPING DOWN INTO THE TRACKS AND HAND PICK IT UP OF COURSE. DUH...

3. Afterwards, we went down the stairs as the escalators were under maintainance. What's so amusing? An old uncle with a rather 'fiery' attitude. What did he do? Since he was holding a plastic bag with a newspaper inside, he was punching it for no sane reason, FIERCELY. Weird right? And we were like at the back talking about him. Strange old man. Let's leave him alone before he puches us!

4. So finally reached Woodlands safely. After we got out, there's this like foreign person. It's a man for your info. His fashion sense is like WOW. HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A PLAYBOY MODEL GIRL. Sexy. LOL. But one look at him and you'd puke.

LOL. Today's adventure's moral: Sinagpore is getting weirder so better buckle up before something happens to you.

P.s. The world is getting stranger. So hold onto something like a discostick.

Another bozo week...

2009-07-17T02:22:00.000-07:00

Hello meanders. How's everyone?

Had 'O' Level Mother Tongue Oral this Thursday.

Very annoying. I uber screwed it.

Why? Because I used English to answer most of the questions!

Totally don't know how to read the passage as well...

At first, I looked at the passage during the waiting time.

I saw coffee shop in chinese in the passage but I thought it was Curry shop.

Haha...

Whatever... It was about time I went into the exam room...

I saw the 2 examiners that everyone was gossiping about. I heard from the others they were very 'guai lan'. Meaning very annoying or just a bunch of shameless bitches. I thought they weren't so bad until I entered the room...

Idiotic people... They said I don't look like a Chinese person... (I somehow seem to agree... haha...)

I entered and they said that I don't look like a Chinese. They also asked if my parents etc are chinese.

Ok, I don't mind but more insults came during the Conversation part. Anyways, back to the oral. There were so many words which I don't know how to read! What's the solution? Shen mer shen mer shen mer lor. Or bla bla bla bla... Seriously. I said that for the oral...

Next is the Conversation.

Question: Other than English and Mother Tongue, which other language would you like to learn?

My answer: German

Why? I had interest for that. I even borrowed a book on it to learn but being a person that will find the subject dry after a few days, I gave it up eventually.

But what were the responses from the skinny bimbo examiner?

"Since your mother tongue is already so weak, why do you even bother to learn another language?"

WTF. So? At least it interests me.

Chinese is like so DIFFICULT to learn and once you don't have the foundations and basics, you are sure to lose it. LOL. True. So I've decided to relinquish it like long time ago. I don't care. Whatever. So, left the school at about 5. Discussed about what we said during the oral. Some said they wanted to learn Korean, some Japanese while others simply don't want to learn anything... Whatever it is, at least it's over.

And after next week, Mother Tongue would be out of my life! Hahahahahaha! You suck Mother Tongue! Off with you already! Go! Shoo! Boo! Pizz Off!

Ok enough. I sound like a mad person whose trying to eradicate the world of Mother Tongue.

Also, our dearest friend, Caslyn, would be moving off to Punggol and back again to Woodlands.
Sad.

"I wish you all the best on your way, eh eh. There's nothing else I can say."

LOL. Anyway, that's the end of this post. And next week I guess I won't be posting at all since there's the lame motivational workshop. Till next time.

P.s. Eh eh. There's nothing else I can say.

Boring Thursdays...

2009-07-10T01:59:00.000-07:00

LOL. Don't know why I hate Thursdays and like Mondays. Seriously.

Hello baboons. Hows everyone? Fine? Great? Superb?

Anyways, this Thursday sucked. The stupid humanities teacher (a.k.a The Discipline Master :p)
sent me home as I had flu. Ok. That's perfectly fine as I felt lathergic anyways...
BUT, the thing I hated was the DUMB FRECKLED FACED woman at the sick bay.

LOL. She talk like never talk like that. Why?

Upon arrival at the sick bay and a few minutes later...

Me: So now what? Call my parents? My parents working...

DFF: Call grand parents.

Me: "I wanted to say this but I didn't: DIE AREADY LA!"

A while later...

DFF: You want tissue?

Me: "No response..."

Afterwards, I took out my own tissue to sneeze. So I had to remove the stupid face mask.
Guess what she said? Put it back on. LOL. Then how? Sneeze inside the mask? DUMB...

LOL. It's like who will wear a face mask when they're sneezing and let all the disgusting mucus pollute and drip onto your mouth? Nobody!!!
By the way, the face mask sucks! It's like suffocating me and I might as well take corks and plug my nose with them...

Blah blah blah...

So my father came and brought me home...
Slept like a log from 10am to about 5pm...
Ate and slept at 7 plus...
Woke up this morning with a MIRACULOUS recovery from the flu bug!

LOL. Nothing else I can say. Till then or when something happens.
Bye boons!

p.s. It's like who will wear a face mask when they're sneezing and let all the disgusting mucus pollute and drip onto your mouth?

Hellos again... FIERCE!

2009-07-06T02:38:00.000-07:00

LOL. Suddenly liked this image... Maybe because of the colour and the poker theme?

HELLO! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO THE WORLD?

Hello... Here I am, posting again on Youth day, much thanks to Luciferia for letting me use com... LOLs.
What's going on with everyone???

Is the void deck such a MAGICAL place to be?
WHAT THE HELL can we seriously do there?
HAVEN'T you seen my previous post's header?
Or has everyone suddenly grown CATARACTS?

I said: THE MOOD IS GONE!!!

Why? I don't want to go down there and do nothing!
Why? There is nothing to do down there!
Why? I don't wish to be insulted by annoying people!

It's like everything went haywired after last night. And you people still want to go down there!
What for? Play? What can you play when the bitch and police comes down?
And why did the Void Deck™ become such a wonderous magical place after the works are done?
Has everyone started to worship it? NO!?! You play on it!
There's school tomorrow? Hello, you know? School?

Why why why why?!?

LOLs.

I know that place holds everyone's memories...
We all treasure it...
But are you going down there (and play) for like, the rest of your much meaningful lives?
It's like there's so much more to do other then going down to the Void Deck™...
And I totally feel insulted by both the Fat old bitch and the police.

Fat Bitch: I feel paisei in telling you people to stop.
Police: Are you going to spend the rest of your lives at the void deck?

I personally feel that Causeway point is much better than anywhere else.
You might find that going there everyday is a bit boring...
But do you not find going to the Void Deck™ boring as well?
THINK...

p.s. I felt like ranting this out and I think I'm wrong. But read first then ponder. You might, however, find some sense in this post.

To: The Great Friends. LOL. Just read this la...

The Mood's gone...

2009-07-05T21:21:00.000-07:00

Curse that damn Fat auntie, whose been wondering around these area for like who knows how long...

Hello people. Since today's Youth day, so maybe there's a chance to post.
So what happened yesterday...

Started off well until we saw that bitch...
She says that...

1) We are noisy. What the hell? It's only like 7 or 8...

2) She is embarrassed in seeing us all the time. Then? If you think so, you should be ashamed of yourself more! Why? You call the police so many times a day and you think it's normal? Fuck off!

3) Even malay teenagers go home earlier than us. So? What's the big fuck? You trying to be racist is it? Comparing us to malays... Piss off la ok...

In conclusion... WTF!!!

Ok... Enough of that... She walked off, calling the police as usual. Says that a bunch of teenagers playing 'games', causing noise. LOL. Please, I was just sitting there ok? What did I do???

FUCK FAT AUNTIE!!!

I think 2 other people called the police as the others were like screaming and shouting...

When the 'games' ended, 2 policemen came... Fuck!!! Recorded our ICs... Blah blah blah...
HOWEVER...

The show only started when the whore,
Chua Sihwee, was brought down by her parents.

Unlucky for her... But I don't care! Ahahaha! There's nothing else I can say... Hehe...

Starting is...

- The whore went to a guy's house
- She doesn't want to leave
- The guy has no other choice but to get help from another friend
- Both guys gave her $50 to take a cab home and return the remainder
- Instead, the whore used the money to buy a SIM card and to spend

Back to the context...

- Her parents came down at the wrong time
- The Father confronted Aiwei for the truth
- He found out that the whore was actuually lying about something (I guess it's the guy thing and money problem)
- He then lost it and slapped her X number of times
- Both parents are now thinking if they should send her to the Girls' home

HAHA! Unlucky and sly bitch! You totally deserve it!

ANYWAYS, what I am more focused on is the Fat auntie. LOL. She's so old already she should just DIE!!!
Why is she such a busybody?!?

p.s. The mood is gone already... Thanks to that bloody old pack of lard! FUCK HER!

This week's 'marvelous'

2009-07-03T02:10:00.000-07:00

Hello nutheads. Greetings. Long time since I posted. How's school for all of you this week? Is it fun? LOLs. Who cares? As long as you have a hecking awesome time!

Anyway, this week is like a hurricane came and gone, and unloaded tons of homework on us. Due to the so called 'Value added' programme the school has organised for the entire Sec5 cohort, it looks like we will be staying in school till 5 plus everyday. Yes, from Monday all the freaking way to Friday. Come on, if it's really useful, I won't be posting about it or even add rabbit ears for the "Value added".

Also, I had an average temperature of 34 ~ 35 point something everyday. Don't know why.
The teacher taught I practised voodoo or drank blood from someone. LOLs. When it's warmer. my temperature would rise up to about 36.1 or 2. Don't know why also. I think I have an internal cooling system inside my body.

By the way, today's English VA programme was fun. Someone in the class totally made a joke out of himself by arguing with the teacher. Plus, his English isn't that good so yea... He made a fool out of himself. Bleh, it's not me for sure. My English as the teacher said, is of high level. LOL.

How would I describe this week?

I guess it's a "Just Dance! Gonna be okay! Da da doo doo! Just Dance! Spin that record babe! Da da doo doo!" week. LOLs. Long way to describe a week.

Why this way?

Don't know. Maybe cause I find it fast? It's like Monday and suddenly it's Friday already.
Also throughout the week, many people are still upset over the death of the King Of Pop, Miachael Jackson. Yea. Sad. Very sad. It's like a huge part of the music industry got wiped out or something...

Anyway, it's the end of this post. Next time. By the way, can someone tell me who Annomynous Coward and masmos is? It's this 2 people who made a comment in my cbox. So if you people know just leave a comment or something. Thanks!

p.s. I'm a "Just Dance! Gonna be okay! Da da doo doo! Just Dance! Spin that record babe! Da da doo doo!" kind of person. LOLs. Carefree?

Another Boring Day.

2009-06-26T01:10:00.000-07:00

Hello. Just hello. Very sian even though it's a Fri-de-di-de-day! Everyone seems to be doing lame stuff...

Some doing homework, which apparently seems undone even though there's so much time given. Some watching shows that had scenes with people eating dog poop. Some working at fast food outlets, preparing to retire already. Some taking care of little rodents, maybe breast-feeding them by now.

Me? I wish I can just snooze around like the 2 fat cats at home. But I can't.
I'm hyper. Got lots of energy after sleeping 3 times this afternoon.
Anyway, I heard on radio that the King Of Pop, Micheal Jackson, died yesterday.
It's very sad as he's preparing for a comeback concert.
He suffered from a cardiac arrest and paramedics failed to revive him.
It's sad. Very. But his wonderful music will live on forever in everyone.
And he will forever be remembered as The King Of Pop.

p.s. Just sad... Just so...

Today's Random™ Stuff

2009-06-24T23:03:00.000-07:00

What is there to write today? Maybe some lame stuff...

Thou we Seek shalt pour Unto us
Like Rain from the Heavens
Thou we Seek shalt shine Unto us
Like Light being Exposed onto the Surface
Thou we Seek shalt flow Unto us
Like an Ever-flowing River, eroding Rocks on it's way
Thou we Seek shalt blind ye Eyes
Afterwards, these Star-strudded pupils
Shall see more than what Meets them
Thou is de Fame
Like an Adventure that has Never been
or shalt never be

LOL. If we manage to expose him. Then, why not?
The Fame

p.s. Sophistication comes from whatever that has it.

Special Report!: Part One

2009-06-23T00:06:00.000-07:00

SPECIAL REPORT:

May ye Downfall be my Pleasure. Thy who shalt be Exposed liketh Lighth unto Our many Faces.
Thy Fame we Seek shalt pour on us like Cascading Water if ye are Exposed to thy Media.
Like Runnin' Windth, we race ourselves to Break ye many Facades.

Tuesday, 23 Jun 09. Part One of Special Report.

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Hello people. You should now have heard of the country's infamous pervert. He who calls himself, the SGNottiboy. If you haven't, you simply suck. Anyway, here's the info:

1. He's some sick pervert who preys on innocent young girls. Yes, even those in primary school.
2. I guess he's about 30+ of age? You can tell from the photos below.
3. He has a blog since who knows when. http://sg-nottiboy.blogspot.com/ Go view it with caution.

Anyway, that's enough about him. The thought of him makes people nauseate and develop headaches. But that's what we have gone through on this mission: to expose him. Started on Tuesday, 23-Jun-09, at around 2 plus. We were just lucky he was online on MSN. If not none of this would have come into our heads.

Blah blah blah...

And these are some pictures we took of SGNottiboy with LS's WebCam. Not sure if these are the real pictures of him.

And it is rather disturbing to see him with young girls. Who knows what these pictures could tell us? What happens afterwards the photographing? God have pity on them.

Anyway, I was reading through those sick dialogues of his, trying to decipher everything and to make a full blown attack on him. LOL. I'm sounding like some sophisticated piece of shit. Anyway, the plan is to trick him into believing we are actually interested in him and making him come out to meet us. He claimed he lives in Woodlands, which I doubt. How we found out? Through MSN of course... We even had like half an hour of conversation with him. Trying to uncover some skeletons in his closets.

Blah blah blah...

We deployed the old Me-working-in-Macdonald's trick and used some picture from the Internet to lure him out. But it is until tomorrow that we can put our plan into action. Also, after reading some of his dialogues, I found that he is charging people. For what? Lessons on how to be some great sex magnet. LOL. Please... who makes business this way? You might as well go sell fried bananas... Some were more disgusting: claiming he strokes himself for 17 times a day. Woah... He sure has alot of things going on down there...

Anyway, that's it for part one. We'll have to carry out the mission when we have gathered enough information and have come up with a really good plan to expose the pervert. So keep reading for part two of this mission, which I apparantly don't know when.

p.s. Scabalang Boo.

The One-Eyed-Dragon. WOW?

2009-06-22T21:10:00.000-07:00

Hello mollusks. This post is in response to last Sunday's ,21 Jun 09, episode of CrimeWatch.
As the title says, it's about the One Eyed Dragon.

What happened?
The whole thing started when the One Eyed Dragon (OED or Tan Chor Jin) went to some debt collector's house in the morning. Threatened to shoot the daughter. And he was very rude okay? When OED saw the daughter, who was about Secondary 3 or 4, he just shouted "Oey! Get up!" Very rude lo. He can just ask politely if he wanted to enter the house to kill someone or steal something. Then blah blah blah. Went into the victim's house and gave him 6 bullets.

I mean, if you did watch that episode, you could have seen that the daughter was completely stupid... When the man entered, she could have just slammed the door on him. Don't care if he's holding a gun or something... Just do it.

After the shooting part, the daughter and maid were interviewed to give account of the accident.
AND BOTH THE DAUGHTER AND MAID'S ENGLISH SUCKED!

Daughter : "...the man's right eye was SPOILT..."

Maid : "...the man had A abnormal right eye..."

Come on... we know that an eye can't be described as SPOILT. (Or can it?) And it is AN abnormal eye... Not a abnormal eye. Please... The A E I O U rule?

Also, the maid was so specific as if she was a compass...

Maid : "... the man was holding a gun in his left hand..."

Like hello... Who cares which hand he held the gun with?!?

When asked how many shotS she heard...
Maid : "... I don't know but there was more than one shot..."

Hello. Like the police don't know there was more than one shot! He already asked how many shotS she heard... LOL. Send her back to Phillipines la... She's just giving a crap load of worthless information.

Blah blah blah...

There's also this part where it shows a reporter on news telling people to look out for the OED, the reporter also looks like he had an abnormal eye. LOLs.
The OED robbed the family because he had some money problems. Owe money to some gambling thing...

The OED is also a very troublesome person to work with. Why? The episode also featured one of his friend (that is stupid as to not know what the OED was doing), that drove him around the victim's house area.

1st round: Victim's house. But the victim managed to drive OED away.
2nd round: Victim's house again. This time the whole family was sleeping.
3rd round: Some river near Serangoon. This time it was after he shot the victim.

Why go to some dirty and murky river? It's where OED hid his guns.
The police managed to brainwash two persons to dive around the river to look for the gun.
Eeew. It's dirty drain water.

Anyway, back to the OED...

LOL. He was like partying away at some hotel room with a bunch of people, waiting for his fake passport. Then, some officer in disguise as some waiter brought 6 plates of chicken rice to his room. Yum... Anyway, enjoy your last meal you pa jiao bin.
At night when the OED and his prostitute were sleeping, the police managed to sneak in and arrest him completely on surprise.
LOL, the funny is when the OED was pinned down on the bed to get hand-cuffed, he made a sound that apparantly sounds like he got butt-fucked by the police.

Blah, blah, blah...

On to the police interview scene, the OED said that he shot the victim, Lim Hock Soon, out of self defence. LOL. Please, what kind of stupid excuse is that? And if you did watch the part where he shot the Lim Hock Soon, it looks like the OED was making him dance. (Just dance! Gonna be ok. Da da doo doo =D)
He even continue to shoot him after he delievered the final blow on his right temple. Waste bullets only...

Blah blah blah...

Verdict: The OED or Tan Chor Jin was sentenced to death and to hang by the neck.

Frankly speaking, the fake OED that appeared on TV is better looking than the real one.

p.s. Just dance gonna be okay! Da da doo doo...
Just dance! Spin that record babe! Da da doo doo...

Today's Random™ Thing

2009-06-21T22:05:00.000-07:00

Hello renegades. Today's Random™ thing is...

After MCR (My Closet's Removal), we have the Bare Parade.
(This is not an insult but just for laughs)

p.s. We'll carry on. We'll carry on.

Today's Random™ Word

2009-06-20T00:28:00.000-07:00

LOL.
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LOL. What is the true definition of LOL? Well that depends on whose mouth it comes out from.
If you heard LOL from...

a typical Mapler - it would probably mean Laugh Out Loud to express some lame feelings or whatsoever.

an Ah Lian - it means that she can actually use a computer

a 60 ~ 70 year old man - it means that he Likes Old Ladies

a drunk person - he's trying to say Living On Liquor

Ok, I can't think of any other things but what about LMAO?
If you heard it from...

a sex maniac - he's using a short form for Let Me Achieve Orgasm

a group of sex maniacs - they are saying Let's Make An Orgy

someone with a huge butt - "Leave My Ass Out of this!!!"

Ya nothing else. So these are some lame stuff on LOL. LOLs. Till the next Random™!

p.s. If you see LOL on my posts, it's just Laugh Out Loud. Nothing else.

Today's Headline Post

2009-06-20T00:23:00.000-07:00

Alright! Hello men and women! Next week the motivational talks are cancelled! Why? Because there's this stupid rise in the number of Swine Flu cases. So there's no other choice but to postpone it. Anyway, had this new idea in mind so wanted to post it. It's called Random™. So I'll post, if there's a chance, a random word, phrase, thing etc. Say something funny or lame about it. So I need people to leave suggestions or comments in the CBox.

p.s. Holy Shamoly.

get Outta my outta my head...

2009-06-19T01:28:00.000-07:00

This is sooooooooo lame. But nevermind, next week going back to nerd world liao. Where else but school? Anyway, hello you bunch of walking nerve systems. There's nothing else to blog about that is until the spammer makes its return on : "Invasion of the Spammer 3 or 4" Not sure of the title...

p.s. Until next time. I'm trying to rot but can't.

Another Boring Day.

2009-06-17T23:48:00.001-07:00

Hello you rioters. Finally that spammer PASSERBY (!) is gone! No more nonsense on our own people blogs.

Nonsense 1: What's that PASSERBY (!)'s problem with us not showing pictures? Is it mandatory for us to put pictures? LOLs. And how do you know everyone is ugly? p.s, Nobody is perfect.
So why don't you start leaving your URL before telling people to put pictures? You are so contradicting yourself.

Nonsense 2: You threaten to call the police, so go ahead call. You'll just get you and your useless friend a place in jail or something. It's our blog SO we can write whatever we want and feel like and you are nobody to tell us what to write. So piss off at the speed of light!

Nonsense 3: Spamming people's blog without leaving a proper name or URL. Come on... What age is it now? Just put your name down la. Why so scared? You no name is it? Or you got scared until you forget your name? What a douche...

p.s. Bye bye PASSERBY (!). You suck so stop spamming our blogs. If you want, put your name down or an URL ok? Learn the basics first before approaching us okay?

This dimension is soooo BORING!

2009-06-15T23:09:00.000-07:00

Hello inter-galactic space and time travellers. This place called Singapore is getting boring as the days go by... Maybe it's because of the holidays, that's why there's nothing to do... Its like a loop you see, keep doing the same stuff everyday over and over again. But next week is the motivational talk, so I'm hoping some interesting things happen then.

School's Motivational Talk with Alan Koo (not sure of the name)
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Monday - 8am to 9pm
Wednesday - 12pm to 9pm
Friday - 8am to 9pm

LOLs, I'm writing the schedule for the fun of it. Nothing else.

p.s. Till the next post readers.
It's getting bored day by day and the sphere of boredom is widening every second.
It's like when you feel like shitting, you get so bored that you don;t want to anymore... (Quote from LS)

The Gaga Showcase

2009-06-15T02:56:00.000-07:00

Hello humans or whatever. OMG! Went to the Gaga showcase yesterday! Can't believe all that spamming of gmails :p paid off! We went to the showcase in a taxi cause we thought we were gonna be late. Anyway, the showcase was held at the Dome, some gigantic plastic tent at Clarke Quay. LOL. Someone even said it's a night club (LS) while I even said it's a ballroom! It's actually some Taj Mahal like structure. Anyways again, waited from 6.00 all the way to 7-8 plus (I guess) just to get inside the Dome. Then, had to wait for like another 1 hour before Gaga came on stage.

Here's what she performed : Love Game, Beautiful Dirty Rich, Paparazzi, Poker Face and finally finished off with Just Dance.

7.30 ~ 8.00, Finally went into the Dome! We thought we got scammed when we saw the place was full of SingTel AMPed promotion thingys.

8.00 plus, Managed to squeeze into the showcase area. Totally crammped and we were like a pack of Ayam™ brand Sardines. But ontop of all that, the view of the DiscoBall™ was simply charming so I had to take a shot of that. The DJ played some techno, trance kind of music.

8.45 ~ 9.00, Lady Gaga™ finally appeared with her marvellous DiscoStick™! I personally feel this outfit is the best among the three that she wore. She performed Love Game and Beautiful Dirty Rich while wearing it. Nice hairdo too. She totally worked the crowd.

"Bang bang bang!"

Following songs: Paparrazi and Poker Face. She wore this for the performance like in the Paparazzi MV. This time in Singapore Live, she performed Poker Face twice! First the acoustic version followed by the original version. And if you people did watch most of her live performances, you'd notice that most of the things are similiar. Like when she would do the following pose, the Wave-your-hand-around-your-Poker Face™ action, etc. It's awesome! She even spoke to the crowd, asking us "Am I sexy?" Her actual voice is also very nice.

"P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face"

Her final performance: Just Dance. She appeared wearing the Pop culture glasses like in the Poker Face video. Very stylish! It's sad also, cause it's her last song for this showcase!

Someone's head blocking the view.

"Just dance, gonna be okay!"

Anyways, that's the end of the whole showcase. Went home afterwards from Clarke Quay, took Bus 963 back to Woodlands. I felt like I was hit by a car after getting off the bus at the interchange. Exposure to the bus environment and too much air-con made me feel like puking.

Felt like I was hit by a car after alighting the bus. Finally reached home at about 12.30am. Slept immediately like a log. Super uber tired...

p.s. Totally loved Gaga's performances! Hope I can get to see her live again!

Lady Gaga is like a goddess.

Also, don't be jealous. Hahas.

Luck and Intuition give us the Lady Gaga's tickets!!!

2009-06-11T20:40:00.000-07:00

OMG! It's 19 more minutes before 12!
If our names are still on the leaderboard, we might have a chance to go to Lady Gaga's concert!
So good luck to all of us. Nothing much to post about these few days cause there's nothing to talk about. It's like my brain juice went down the drain...
Anyways, when school reopens, won't have much to post about anyway since the school is giving us a 'treat' : Remedials until 5 everyday, all the way until the "O" Levels. So no time to post or anything.

p.s. Good Luck to our names on the Leaderboard!!!

LOL. Seriously pissed off by that Whore...

2009-06-11T03:38:00.000-07:00

Fuck that whore lor. LOLs. FYI, a whore is a dirty little bitch who doesn't bath so much.
What happened? Walking pass the Fushan area, saw that whore. (You have to refer to my Fact or Fiction? Real or Rumour? to find out who) I just scolded her off for having such an imbecile father, threatening my friends, saying wants to beat them. LOL. He's like using this stick picked up from the ground. That's dirty. SO just found out she has an actual BLOGSPOT. That's UNBELIEVABLE. And now we now why she wanders off to LAN. Do her pathetic and low standard blog. You have to read her blog. Her english is POWDER-FUL.
click here to enter a wonderful portal where you will see a goddess.

p.s People like her should have been shot long time ago.

Today's Adventure...

2009-06-11T02:26:00.000-07:00

Hello noids. Nothing much to post about since its SO BORING these few days... Today, we (the usual people...) went to Causeway Point's timezone. LOLs. Totally saw 2 weirdo sisters playing DDR Supernova. You can never imagine what they played: Doll - Terra, 4 times! This is called Waste Money. Or more basic, STUPID! LOLs. Who would want to play Doll for 4 times, on Basic? Totally stupid, dumb and a complete waste of money! It's better if they played a mix of Afronova, etc. Anyways, that's the end of today's adventure. Fast right? Uber. So next time if there's any interesting I see or whatever, I'll post it...

p.s. Singapore is UBER boring... Seriously...

We MUST go to Lady Gaga's EXCLUSIVE showcase! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

2009-06-10T05:43:00.001-07:00

This post is in response to my response to the SingtelAmped website thing. OMG. I registered and the website today, told me, Registrants with invalid e-mail addresses are not considered for the leaderboard. OMG! How can Singtel say such things? Are they accusing us of spamming fake e-mails or what? I mean, the tickets are not even for sale, and registering at the website is the only means of going to the showcase. Oh no... This is disappointing... I want and MUST go to Lady Gaga's exclusive showcase! LOL. Maybe can try barging in or something? LOLs again. Anyway, seriously hope we can go to the showcase and take pics with Gaga!

p.s. We are jealous people(me, LS, Cas, etc) who just wants to go to Lady Gaga's showcase!
So, what the heck? Just give us the tickets!

Timezone is UBER FUN!!!

2009-06-09T02:14:00.000-07:00

LOLs. Totally forgotten where I went yesterday, so I've totally forgotten to post about this.

Hello, things. Yesterday I went to Westmall together with the usual bunch of humanoids for some DDRX action! Very fun and such an adrennelin rush, you can also say I'm a rather decent or rather above than average player. =p. Okay whatever, so here's what I saw yesterday...

1. Some crazy kind of nerdy geekoid playing some lame, low graphic game at the Westmall Timezone. LOLs. We just loitered around looking at the other machines and all he does is like, staring at us, like we are freaks or some beings or emmissaries from another planet. I mean it's totally creepy having a creep creeping behind us. He also jeered at the machine he's playing, waving his hand at the machine, taunting it or something. Seriously, I don't want to see him again there... But I think he's a frequent, so no choice but to see him everytime we go there.

2. A MAD geekoid walking around, showing faces to other players. LOL. He's something I wished I would never see, ever again. He was walking around the place pointing his crooked fingers at other people, staring at other people, making weird squishy sounds like a squid, etc. Finally, before we saw the last of him, he walked with a swagger. He thinks he's in some kind of prom queen challenge or drag queen went wrong event.

3. Some kinda of act-cute guy. LOL. When LS called out "swai ge" on the escalator on our way down to level 1, this short stuff responded. We were like freaked out by such an overwhelming respond from such a person. I mean, come on, please.

4. A pro guy.

Some of the things we never saw but can sometimes be there.

1. Luckily, we never saw Kardighan (sp?) girl. As the name implies, she wears a Kardighan everytime we see her. After completing the as usual, easy Afronova, she would curse out loud at the innocent machine, point fingers at it, etc. She even tried the spin style, which made her "stuff" bounce up and down like no one's biz.

2. Slow bunch of song selectors. These people choose the game songs like there's no tomorrow. I guess they are the most indecisive bunch of noids on the planet. LOL. Worser than people choosing clothes or changing underwears.

So here's the end again of another long winded post. LOL. Hope the next time we go again, there won't be so many weirdos hanging around.

p.s For this Christmas, I hope Santa can make all these weird yet arrogant people,
disappear from the surface of this planet forever. LOLs again... Think I'm
obssessed with saying LOL over and over again.

To that certain spammer: You suck!

2009-06-09T00:42:00.000-07:00

This is in response to that certain spammer. Why are you badmouthing someone when you're a badmouther yourself? Get over it please? And don't think it's totally nice to spam you piece of shit.
Don't step into others' businesses. Are you CHUA SI HWEE or her other pathetic minions?
If you do, please state your big name up there. If not, PISS OFF. At least write your name on the tags or something. LOL. Passerby 1 and 2. Nothing else to write so bye nut heads.

p.s. You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

anyways, used like 2 to 3 hours doing this blog makeover with the Cas and LS. So thanks to these humans that my blog skin is changed, big time.

Poker Faces Fever.

2009-06-07T22:53:00.000-07:00

Hello cyclone heads. Nothing much to blog about these few days and that's because there's nothing interesting to blog about! Anyway, I think I heard Poker Face for like 10~20 times on the way home in a taxi on A Girl's birthday, 6 June 2009. Coming back from the downtown east chalets. LOL. Nothing to do, so hear it for like uncountable number of times. Heard other songs like Just Dance, Love Games and Paparrazzi. It's totally addictive.
Plus, Lady Gaga is coming to town on the 14th, so we need to get into the mood. LOLs. Hope, we can get the tickets to her EXCLUSIVE showcase. So this is the end and hope everyone continues to listen to Poker Face.

p.s. Come see my
Come see my
Come see my exclusive showcase
(LOLs, from Lady Gaga)

LOL. What are the stupid things people do?

2009-06-05T02:13:00.000-07:00

Hello, whatever you are. I can say that today's trip back from school is my inspiration for this post. Today's trip back from Yio Chu Kang was rather funny. At first, there was this test train that came and NOBODY was supposed to board it. So, there I was leaning against a wall when these 2 foreigners rushed to try to board the train. LOL. I was there thinking to myself: "That's a test train... Why are you even trying to board it? Don't you even realise it's strange enough that there is no one on the train itself? Or no one is stepping up to board it?"

Well, this is just one event that I myself feel it's stupid and that those people have no common sense. The following are 10 things that I find stupid and are sights for sore eyes. Maybe you readers would also dislike some types of people mentioned below. AND ALSO, THIS TIME I CRITICISE THESE PEOPLE AND NOT JUST GIVE A BRIEF DESCRIPTION.

The 10 Commandments

1. Trying to board a non-boarding train. Isn't it stupid? Even primary school students can SEE that one is not able to board it. Or strange enough, no one steps up to board it. So why can't those stupids do something clever for once?

2. Singing songs aloud infront of so many people, like the other guy twins from the other class. LOL. Your singing sucks. So why are you even trying to sing? They have the SG idol kind of feeling and they think that their voice is very beautiful like an angel's. Please...

3. Farting in the public where there are plenty of people to smell it. I mean it's not like you CAN control your fart hole from producing these smells. But at least say 'excuse me' or 'sorry' if you just did. Worser cases are when one farts and slowly move away to avoid suspicion. LOL. Others can still smell it...

4. Noisy children on buses and MRT. It's like one peacful day becomes a nasty kill-all-babies day. Primary or even secondary school students are also prone to running around in the train and chasing each other for their files or handphones. They shout very loud also. So, I would advice chaining OR leasing these animals.

5. Slowpokes. They walk slowly... slowly... slowly... all around the place. And when you try to get off the train or bus, they happen to be infront of you, taking one step at a time, strolling like they are having a nice walk down memory lane or they feel that they are in Heaven. Imagine when you are in a rush and there are these type of people around. Piss off with them....

6. 'Gangster' people who appear in a large number. They look that type and are most probably that type. Why are they always settling their petite feud at void decks, playgrounds, near children play areas etc? LOL... making so much of noise and they are just a sight for sore eyes basically... The part I don't understand is why they always have to come in such a large number of people to settle a puny matter of fact? They might as well bring the matter to court... Enough people for the jury also.

7. Emo looking people who do not look emo after a few hours of make-up OR do not know what emo is. Why do they even try? Just keep quiet and that will do the trick. And also this emo look can also be inspired by SG Idol's Paul Twohill. And people who cut themselves to show-off... Please I totally cannot stand these type of people. They are already so ugly yet they want to make themselves look uglier...

8. People who stand infront of the MRT door when it opens. These people have a strange habit of blocking other people's path. How do you want to come in if the people onboard cannot get out? Common sense isn't it? I experience this everyday and I just feel like banging into those nut heads. Of course, I don't block people's way and I am, of course, fucked up with these dick heads.

9. People cutting queues, especially at schools. I know everyone's hungry but why cut the queue? Has your mum ever teach you manners? I got these juniors (sec4) in my school. I know every wednesday is fried-food day... But can these people just spare a thought for the others queuing behind? LOL... It's not like you have never eaten in your life... Bunch of hungry and uncivilised beggar dogs and pigs.

10. Last but not least: teenagers or any other sales-person who try to force you into buying a pen or two for charity or anything. I mean, I'm not that sort of charitable person and I always avoid these people. If I'm not wrong they are just trying to scam you of your money, saying its for charity. Please, I'm not falling for that anymore... After my experience with a blind man. He pleaded me to buy some pens. I did but after hearing some loud chattering at my ex-house's 8 storey, I decided to have a look. So, it was the blind man, whose not blind at all, lighting up a cigarette. Scams... All are scams!

So this is the end of my post for today...

p.s You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

The Class Suck Up

2009-06-04T01:32:00.000-07:00

Hello normal and abnormal people. I've this very irritating human classmate in my class. Such a suck up. Why? Here's why...
Received an SMS from the Humes teacher saying i got FIRST in English like usual... She told me some secrets about me said by the guy. He says i study everyday 24 7. Not rich... Blah blah blah... Very pissed off... Like what's your problem? Even said that I have to visit someone to use com. So? Did i visit you? Your house is in the jungle...
He claims that he never hard enough and always loses in studies to me. Please if that's the case, I din't study at all...
Why is he as suck up?
1. DNT Project
He went to my house to take a pic of my cats for his artefact. And afterwards getting the a1, he
seems superior than me. LOL. Nevermind... Just take it as if I GAVE you the a1.

2. At school
He claims he studies alot before common tests. But on the day, he keeps asking bout the topic.
Believing he is more superior, he feels he has the 'power' to do so.

3. Act cute
He carries this small ugly bag which he bought from OG. He thinks its cute on him. But it
actually looks like the bag is trying to bind and squeeze his fats out.

4. Two-timer
He likes this girl in one of the express class named, Kah Xin. But he kena rejected. The girl
said: "oh... I have to study for Os this year... So..." And I think it's on Valentine's Day also...
Afterwards, he told my Humes teacher that he is trying to attract this girl in my class but is
going to go after the Kah Xin.

5. Lagger
He will ask the same question the teacher repeated like uncountable number of times 5 to 10
minutes after saying it.

6. Show-off
Keeps talking about the family things. The grandpa die also want to inform the whole world.
The whole family go which country also want to make headlines.

7. Move review
He has so much money why still need to ask other people for movie review? Go watch
yourself la so rich.

Still got more... But don't want to say... It's endless like a bottomless pit.

Credits and inspiration for this post goes to...

It's obvious... And it's not me for sure...

p.s. Can't see my
Can't see my
Nobody can see my
Censored face
You irritate me like nobody
(poker face edit lyrics)

Fact or Fiction? Real or Rumour? Episode 1 part 2

2009-06-04T01:18:00.000-07:00

Hello mortals... Update from the first episode... It's FfRr ep1pt2 already!

It happened at around 9:55 to 10++. So we were like running away from the whore's parents. Think they overheard us talking about their daughter. They were chasing us like zombies... So it's true... Si Hui has lost her virginity to Lloyd! OMG 0.o Anyways that's the conclusion to the first episode. Anyway, her series is coming to an end. Hope she gets pregnant with a bastard child. The father however is more irritating. He threatened, with a dirty stick he picked up from the ground, to beat both Ai Wei and Lloyd into pulp. He seriously looks like a caveman. With that sort of face.

The 3 most memorable NTUC experience... Crap

2009-06-02T02:26:00.000-07:00

First: The toilet paper guy
While moving some lame goods on the stupid offer days, there's this weirdo blonko guy who asked me: "Got cheaper toilet paper or not?" So I was reluctant to tell so i told him no. And he looked for the mad woman Lily Loh. After some ancient advice, he was lead to the outside where he bought this $4++ toilet paper. So had to tell LS that I screamed at the person, "Your butt important or your money?!?"
Exp gained: 1000
level up to lv30, learned how to insult people in a funnier way.

Second: Victory over the mad woman
There's this time where the Lily bitch shouted at me for not doing work. That's like the offer day. Its like your not the boss, why you so huan lo? Afterwards, I shouted some inhumane vulgarities at her such as CB and even asked her to kum sai. She totally deserved it for her so called 'contribution' to NTUC. Then i went in. Had to upload with LS. Then she came in and shouted at me infront of soooooo many customers like so many atas bitches. Of course i had to shout back if not i'm not human. In the end, we got summoned into the boss's office. Blah blah blah... She threatened to quit by like 12 o clock. She even asked the cupboard where thr pen is lo. Totally insane right? Alas, she din't quit like she promised and even more people hated her afterwards. I was crowned a hero. Can you believe? Siverous snape told me that i was the first person in history to have defeated the insane bitch. And one more thing: I scolded her for being jealous cause she is not a part time worker like me.
exp gained: 5000
level up to lv65, learned a new word, Jealous and Kum Sai.

Third: De Secret Mission
If i left early or late, I might not have accepted this quest. There's this mad old man, whose head completely replicates Mr Potato Head with his wife and 2 granddaughter. I was standing infront of the bus door when I heard him say "Nowadays teenagers are very rude! Orh-weiz rush onto the bus! Bo leh mao!" Its like he needs eye surgery cause i was standing infront of him when he rushed infront of me! Went onto the bus and shouted a group of vulgarities. Then the mad uncle came up to me and grab me by the neck. Mad right? Luckily i was wearing some shirt from australia. he believed I was a foreigner and asked me for the school address. I mean no! Blah blah blah... stopped few stops later and pulled his hair then ran off the bus (Just kidding).
exp gained: 10000
level 99 liao. Learned that sometimes old people are not that pitiful. So don't give up seats to them ehen your on MRT or Bus.

So thats all the crap that I remembered and whatever. Go work and you will see a bunch of nincompoops like these people and other nice people at the NTUC like the suppliers all that.

p.s. You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

Serangoon Saga!!! Character Intro...

2009-06-01T01:13:00.000-07:00

Hello people or whatever. Think its time I should share with you about my working experience at Serangoon NTUC during last year's after 'N' level exams period. LOL. Its stupid but kinda fun during that time with my friend LuciferiaSatania, The daughter of Evil. Met alot of neat and kind people as well as freaky and frenzy mad-bulls. So this post shall be called: The Serangoon Saga. Kinda adventure right? Duh it is... Everyday take bus go all the way to Serangoon and back to Woodlands. During the bus trip also met alot of zany people. Starting, this job was introduced by A boy's (check the link) father, who was the manager of the Serangoon Branch. So without much interview or anything we got into the job. Blah blah blah... Let's tell you some characters in this saga of ours...

The Overall
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In the magical world of Serangoon, there stood a place called NTUC Serangoon Branch. As we ventured into it, we met strange and magical creatures that we have never seen before. They were actually humans of course... We met with Federick, the overlord and supervisor of the drinks section which I served my time at. He's like some level 40 plus ogre. His special power? He talk as fast as the speed of light. You can also conclude that it is almost impossible to decipher the words he is saying. Especially on Wednesday and Thursday, when it is the day to move a butt load of offer goods and non offer goods... Anyway here's a summary...

The Good Characters
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Me! Ozzy!
A level 99 warrior at the end of the saga. Mischevious. Popped many unpopped Lays potato chips. Also likes to laugh out hysterically at those lame and lousy customers everyday with his friend LuciferiaSatania. Special skills: Insulting nincompoops at the NTUC.

LuciferiaSatania
A level 99 black mage at the end of the saga. Sadistic. Likes to squish those chocolates at the NTUC for the hang of it. Special skills: Likes to gossip and insult those supervisors and other workers. Shares jokes and crap with Ozzy.

FrozenBoy
A level 99 frozen-food handler at the end of the saga. Very quiet. Very obedient. Just so.

Federick
A level 99 ogre lord of the non-food section. Special skills: Poison Breath: After smoking, he combines the smoke with his special skill, talking at the speed of light, to produce abhorrid funk.

Jacqueline
A level 99 senior frozen-food handler. The master of frozen boy. An overlord (supervisor) also.

Alice, Jenny and Jasfer
Overlords of the fairy world. Chitty chatters comes from the fairy forest, which is the food-section.

Cleaner Uncle and China Boy
Master and expert. Level 99 cleaners of the NTUC.

The BOSS
Which is A boy's father. He is a level 99 boss of the NTUC.

Tang Yang and Ah Quan
A pair of formidable duo aunties in their 50s. They are level 99 talk-alot queens.

Siverous Snape
A lady who looks like the actual Harry Potter guy. A level 99 do-not-like-to-talk.

The Summons
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They are actually the suppliers...

Peter Pokka
Mum Jeans of the Coca-Cola clan
Anlene
Kit Kat Auntie
Pepsi Guo Wei
Yan Dao of the non-food
The Peanut People

The Bad Characters
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Lily Loh
The sworn arch enemy of Ozzy. She's a mad talk-to-herself person who works at the electronics section. She likes to talk to herself and make a fuss out of nothing. Please read up on the black hole theory before arguing with her. She's a level 99 crazy old woman whose special attack is throwing tantrums about for no possible, explainable or logical reasons.

The Backstreet Boys
A bunch of irritating 17 to 18 year olds. A bunch of level 99 irritants. Try not to talk to them if possible. They appeared during the second month.

Well I guess these are the more important bunch of people who are invloved in the saga. The rest are just a bunch of worthless tais tais or atas bitches who shop at the NTUC frequently. I guess I'll just post in some adventures and quests that we faced at the NTUC. So read the next post if your interested or whatever. Maybe 3 of the most memorable events? Haha ya. So until next post humanoids... Or whatever...

p.s. You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

Fact or Fiction? Real or Rumour? Episode 1: Part 1

2009-06-01T00:58:00.000-07:00

First episode of Fact or Fiction? Real or Rumour?

Hello humanoids or whatever you are! This is the first part of my 'new' section: Fact or Fiction? Real or Rumour? (FfRr) Today's FfRr: Has Sew Te (pronounce as Siew and the second word is pig in its hokkien form) (fake name but real person) lost her virginity?

Heard it from friends... This 16 year old Secondary 3 girl has so-called had sex with some guy about the same age as her. Heard from another friend that the guy is not one bit interested at her. Sad... Bleh! So more info on this FfRr once I hear more from my friends and comfirm if it is, Fact of Fiction? Real or Rumour? So stay tuned!

OMG! Poker Face

2009-05-29T22:40:00.000-07:00

Hello readers or whatever you are. Thursday came early for this post... Why? Cause my school organised some stupid remedials for the 4e5n. And its eating up my holiday time!!! And when school re-opens, things are going to go over the edge. The 4e5n will get remedials all the way to 5pm everyday! 'Good' right? Anyway back to the so-called today-is-Thursday post. So why is the song Poker Face so addictive? (by icon Lady Gaga of course...) Lets find out...

The song basically is rather in tune and rhymes when it comes to the verses. I think that it is the chorus of the song that makes it so addictive. For those who are so lazy to find out and don't know what poker face means but keep mumbling the song's chorus over and over again, thinking its so cool, here's are some descriptions:

poker face - A face lacking any interpretable expression, as that of an expert poker player
- An expressionless face
- A person who has or deliberately assumes a poker face

Now lets take a look at the song's lyrics...

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Chorus
Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

(Chorus again)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

(Chorus again but repeat 'the can't read my' part don't know how many times...)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

-END-

Okay, now lets look at some things from the lyrics that some might find interesting or don't know what the hell it means...

Texas Plays - I checked and it appears to be some fitness training thing for women... Or
some/multiple sex thing or position...

...with Spades to start... - Spades being the biggest and powerful-est suit in the poker cards
is said because she wants to the winner of the game she's playing
in the MV.

Russian Roulette - Its some life and death gamble thing. Example, there are 8 holes in the gun's
barrel but only one bullet in it. So if you're unfortunate, you get shot by that
single bullet.

...bluffin with my muffin... - Muffin in the first place is the crotch area aka vagina. So if she's
bluffin with her muffin, you get the point...

...stunnin with my love-glue-gunning - I checked at yahoo and it says something about the men's penis ejaculating. The 'love glue' 'guns' out afterwards. Another source says that 'stunnin' would also mean that she is fantastic while 'glue gun' means something like sexual abilities. So you can say that this phrase is most referred to sex.

Personal feelings
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So you might think that the song is great and all that shit holes and it's not a crime to say or listen to it but don't go about telling people your a poker face. They might think your a bisexual.
Anyway, it's an awesome song and if some of you have never hear it before, go get your hearing checked and update yourself to today's date.

p.s. B-b-bye mortals and until the next post...
You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

In response to... Crap!!!

2009-05-28T01:12:00.000-07:00

Good Afternoon readers or whatever you are called... This next post is in response to Sunday,24 may 09, episode of Crimewatch.

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First topic: Pornography.

Case study on the featured crimimal: *Andy Quah* (Not the real name)

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This 17 year old black belt was influenced and porn-triggered by his friend(don't know the name.) His instigation to porn lead him astray and he started molesting teenage girls in the Woodlands area. I mean come-on, if porn can do such wonders, what can Steven Lim do? Contradicting isn't it? His act of crime made him "famous" on Crimewatch and throughout Singapore. So there really is a tear between reality and fantasy. So? Big deal? Anyway, he molested about 10++ girls until he laid his hands on Mary Lee, an ugly bitch(the actor), who aided the police in catching this serial molester on the Woodlands 913 bus. Stupid right? Take bus somemore.

Personal Feelings

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Seriously, Andy is totally out of his mind. If you readers watched that episode, you should know how he molested those pitiful lambs. Baaaaa. I mean his techniques are so common that you can anticipate them and yet those girls don't know how to. When the police went to his house to arrest him, you could see the mum's face. Its so fake and you can tell that she's thinking, "erm, Andy, did you help the police out with catching some criminals? I'm so proud of you!!!" Unfortunately, following Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate events, he went to jail and served about 2 to 3 years of imprisonment. Boo-hoo. Well thats the end of him and his future but its not the end of discussion for this topic so up next...

Methods on how to prevent molestation for both guys and girls (contributed by LuciferiaSatania and me, De BlogInspector)

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Tip #1: Wear uglily. Don't show off that so-called marvelous body of yours. You sure you have?

Tip #2: Bring along pepper spray even though its illegal. Its simple to make and here's how:
(Contributed by LuciferiaSatania):

Ingredients: -Soap water

-Chilli Padi Seeds (you can buy at any mama shops)

-Salt

-Pepper (duh...)

-Vinegar

-Sprinkles and Glitters (for the magnificant appeal and effect)

Instructions: Use sun-silk pink shampoo to make the soap water. Get one Dettol
soap bar and shred it into small coffetti. Take 200ml of pure tap water and
put 5 drops (and not more than that) of the pink shampoo and mix it with
the Dettol coffetti. STIR it for at least 15 times. Get at least for 4 chilli padi
(you can add more if you want the molester to suffer) and add them to the
concoction and stir 20 times anti-clockwise then clockwise. Add one FULL
teaspoon of salt and pepper. (your choice either white or black ground
pepper) Stir for at least 15 clockwise times. Add one tablespoon of vinegar
then pour in any selection glitters. (we recommand pink and silver)
Stir them for at least exactly 13 times both clockwiese and anti-clockwise.
Viola! Your done!
CAUTION: IT WILL CAUSE BLINDNESS ON YOUR ATTACKER. So be prepared if you want to do it. Wear surgical gloves in case you are so dumb to rub your eyes with your hands. Get insurance if possible. Keep it in a secret place in case some fuck-heads like your show-off little sister or pain-in-the-ass kid brothers take it and drink it or something. You can use it in the MRT to guarantee a seat in the train. For more info, e-mail her at rebelsandthepinkmafia@hotmail.com. For loyal readers of viewers, you can get a discount.

Tip #3: Wear be a chasity belt. It will help both men and women

Tip #4: Go for a vasectomy or ligation if possible or you get a circumsicion or castration.

Tip #5: Bring along flavoured condoms to chew while waiting for the lift. When he attacks,
spit the condom out and ask him to wear it. It is sure that the molester will be put off
and be grossed put by you. No one will come near you for the rest of eternity. But be
warned, it will get difficult in finding a husband or boyfriend.

Tip #6: For the guy victims, all I can say is "Never resist temptation..." This is for the
experience.

Second Topic: Break-Ins

Case study: Break ins by Lum Tuck Fook at the Duxton Road pubs.
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Lum Tuck Fook, a middle-aged guy, broke in at the pubs near the area. He did so by using some worthless tools to 'crack' open the pub doors. It was easy because it was not properly secured. And the owners were like senile because they defined their business as losing money NOT making money. Some owners felt that the theft wasn't important because they deemed tthe money was too little or too cheap. I mean hello, its the economic crisis. You can buy butt-worth and loads of toilet paper with it. So, remember, money is important not your reputation. The episode even featured an employer firing one of his employee as he accused him of stealing $1300. He even said: "Oh no, I must apologise to him!". However, being a sadist, I was laughing at that weak and unemotional line and added "It's too late to Apologise".

Tips to prevent break-ins
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Tip #1: Hire a younger cleaner other than an old senile bitch(as shown in the episode).
That old cleaner, after cleaning up everything, finally realised that the pub was being
broken into. Too late, money gone...

Tip #2: Hire a prostitute to stand guard. If a thief strikes, he will have to choose sex over money.
Thus, paying the prostitute. She will then deposit the earned money into the cash
register. So, isn't this a good way to earn money?

Tip #3: Put some working security cameras everywhere. Even in the toilets.

Tip #4: Padlock your doors with heavy stuff material that not even The Hulk can lift.

Tip #5: Padlock your doors with a chain of Okamoto and Durex condoms. Being plastic,
they won't tear or snap that easily I guess.

Tip #6: Get some people to walk around your pub nude. I guess that will just spark off more
problems in the society?

p.s. These above-mentioned crap are just for entertainment purposes but with relevance to
real life examples. So you can comment or tag whatever you want. If you have any
problems or feel insulted by my posts, so sorry. This is how I am programmed to function.
So continue reading and help promote this blog! Next post on Thursday. Oh and almost
forgot...
You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

Today's Worthless Crap: ALERT!!!

2009-05-27T23:07:00.000-07:00

Alert everyone! Singapore has just got her first h1n1 (Swine Flu, duh...) victim!
So put on your masks and thinking caps and blog the shit out this woman!

Case study(from thenewpaper, 28 May 2009): Singapore's first swine flu victim, Theresa Wee.
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She went to New York for studies and had to return now. WTF. Dubbed a 'troublemaker' by many netizens and others, Theresa was even compared to the Singapore's(SG) first SARS patient. It seems that she caught the virus from some China national staying on the same floor as she did when she was in the hotel. I mean if its not the same room, how did you catch the virus anyway? LOLs. Obviously, she passed the virus on to her family. Blah blah blah... The father died first then the mother... Sad for her but thats not the main issue concerned. Netizens even labeled her selfish as she came back to SG and this has a likely chance to infect people around with the disease.

Personal Feelings
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I feel pity for her as she got the virus and got badmouthed by many netizens. So sorry...
But I'm not here on Earth to grief on something that would cause more misery to others. I feel that the woman is indeed some kind of self-exploding time-bomb or whatever. She might infect everyone in SG. Starting with the people around her then the people around the people around her and finally the people around the people who are around the people around her. So on and so for until everyone gets wiped out completely. Its like Resident Evil: ExtinctioN. And I totally agree with thenewpaper. She should not have come back if she suspected. She indeed has put us at risk. The boyfriend ,however, isolated himself from the victim. I feel that he has done a good thing so as not to help her spread the disease.

Words of Wisdom (contributed by my friend, LuciferiaSatania)
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These are some tips given to help oneself not to acquire the Swine Flu

1)Please wear condoms (both male and female) during sex. You will never know if
the virus gets transmitted through sexual intercourse.

2)Please change clothes and undergarments everyday.

3)Please look where you are walking and stepping on. You never know if the shit on ground has
any strain of virus.

4)Please refrain from chewing condoms as bubble gum. They might burst and infect you with
deadly diseases. (I know some of you do it as it comes in different flavours. Chocolate,
strawberry etc.)

5)Please maintain personal hygiene.

6)Please wash your sex toys after use. You do not know what they are exposed to.

7)Please refrain from being too kia-see (afraid to die). Its not like meteors would start raining
down from the skies and signifying the Apocolypse.

Caution: Please do not report us. This is just our intuition into helping people from getting the virus. Its just advice given to you and believe it or not its just a bucket load of crap. And for your info, we please you in all of the advice but we are not this 'kind' in real life. *Please comment or tag us with your otherwise pathetic and humorous advice. We'll even post it on this blog and even give you credits. You can now am-chio under your blanket, between your boyfriend's legs or even some random auntie's armpits. (Yes, i know. Some of you have freaky behaviours.)*

p.s. Thank you for reading this crap hole.
You can blog all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of this blog
And my blog is really slick

Today's doings...

2009-05-25T05:05:00.000-07:00

Nothing much... Since this is the first! So more posts on Thursdays. Keep reading readers who like to read.

p.s You can talk all you want
But my skin is really thick
I'm the leader of the crowd
And my game is really slick