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Monday, June 22, 2009 - 9:10 PM

The One-Eyed-Dragon. WOW?

Hello mollusks. This post is in response to last Sunday's ,21 Jun 09, episode of CrimeWatch.
As the title says, it's about the One Eyed Dragon.

What happened?
The whole thing started when the One Eyed Dragon (OED or Tan Chor Jin) went to some debt collector's house in the morning. Threatened to shoot the daughter. And he was very rude okay? When OED saw the daughter, who was about Secondary 3 or 4, he just shouted "Oey! Get up!" Very rude lo. He can just ask politely if he wanted to enter the house to kill someone or steal something. Then blah blah blah. Went into the victim's house and gave him 6 bullets.

I mean, if you did watch that episode, you could have seen that the daughter was completely stupid... When the man entered, she could have just slammed the door on him. Don't care if he's holding a gun or something... Just do it.

After the shooting part, the daughter and maid were interviewed to give account of the accident.
AND BOTH THE DAUGHTER AND MAID'S ENGLISH SUCKED!

Daughter : "...the man's right eye was SPOILT..."

Maid : "...the man had A abnormal right eye..."

Come on... we know that an eye can't be described as SPOILT. (Or can it?) And it is AN abnormal eye... Not a abnormal eye. Please... The A E I O U rule?

Also, the maid was so specific as if she was a compass...

Maid : "... the man was holding a gun in his left hand..."

Like hello... Who cares which hand he held the gun with?!?

When asked how many shotS she heard...
Maid : "... I don't know but there was more than one shot..."

Hello. Like the police don't know there was more than one shot! He already asked how many shotS she heard... LOL. Send her back to Phillipines la... She's just giving a crap load of worthless information.

Blah blah blah...

There's also this part where it shows a reporter on news telling people to look out for the OED, the reporter also looks like he had an abnormal eye. LOLs.
The OED robbed the family because he had some money problems. Owe money to some gambling thing...

The OED is also a very troublesome person to work with. Why? The episode also featured one of his friend (that is stupid as to not know what the OED was doing), that drove him around the victim's house area.

1st round: Victim's house. But the victim managed to drive OED away.
2nd round: Victim's house again. This time the whole family was sleeping.
3rd round: Some river near Serangoon. This time it was after he shot the victim.

Why go to some dirty and murky river? It's where OED hid his guns.
The police managed to brainwash two persons to dive around the river to look for the gun.
Eeew. It's dirty drain water.

Anyway, back to the OED...

LOL. He was like partying away at some hotel room with a bunch of people, waiting for his fake passport. Then, some officer in disguise as some waiter brought 6 plates of chicken rice to his room. Yum... Anyway, enjoy your last meal you pa jiao bin.
At night when the OED and his prostitute were sleeping, the police managed to sneak in and arrest him completely on surprise.
LOL, the funny is when the OED was pinned down on the bed to get hand-cuffed, he made a sound that apparantly sounds like he got butt-fucked by the police.

Blah, blah, blah...

On to the police interview scene, the OED said that he shot the victim, Lim Hock Soon, out of self defence. LOL. Please, what kind of stupid excuse is that? And if you did watch the part where he shot the Lim Hock Soon, it looks like the OED was making him dance. (Just dance! Gonna be ok. Da da doo doo =D)
He even continue to shoot him after he delievered the final blow on his right temple. Waste bullets only...

Blah blah blah...

Verdict: The OED or Tan Chor Jin was sentenced to death and to hang by the neck.

Frankly speaking, the fake OED that appeared on TV is better looking than the real one.

p.s. Just dance gonna be okay! Da da doo doo...
Just dance! Spin that record babe! Da da doo doo...