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Tuesday, June 2, 2009 - 2:26 AM

The 3 most memorable NTUC experience... Crap

First: The toilet paper guy
While moving some lame goods on the stupid offer days, there's this weirdo blonko guy who asked me: "Got cheaper toilet paper or not?" So I was reluctant to tell so i told him no. And he looked for the mad woman Lily Loh. After some ancient advice, he was lead to the outside where he bought this $4++ toilet paper. So had to tell LS that I screamed at the person, "Your butt important or your money?!?"
Exp gained: 1000
level up to lv30, learned how to insult people in a funnier way.

Second: Victory over the mad woman
There's this time where the Lily bitch shouted at me for not doing work. That's like the offer day. Its like your not the boss, why you so huan lo? Afterwards, I shouted some inhumane vulgarities at her such as CB and even asked her to kum sai. She totally deserved it for her so called 'contribution' to NTUC. Then i went in. Had to upload with LS. Then she came in and shouted at me infront of soooooo many customers like so many atas bitches. Of course i had to shout back if not i'm not human. In the end, we got summoned into the boss's office. Blah blah blah... She threatened to quit by like 12 o clock. She even asked the cupboard where thr pen is lo. Totally insane right? Alas, she din't quit like she promised and even more people hated her afterwards. I was crowned a hero. Can you believe? Siverous snape told me that i was the first person in history to have defeated the insane bitch. And one more thing: I scolded her for being jealous cause she is not a part time worker like me.
exp gained: 5000
level up to lv65, learned a new word, Jealous and Kum Sai.

Third: De Secret Mission
If i left early or late, I might not have accepted this quest. There's this mad old man, whose head completely replicates Mr Potato Head with his wife and 2 granddaughter. I was standing infront of the bus door when I heard him say "Nowadays teenagers are very rude! Orh-weiz rush onto the bus! Bo leh mao!" Its like he needs eye surgery cause i was standing infront of him when he rushed infront of me! Went onto the bus and shouted a group of vulgarities. Then the mad uncle came up to me and grab me by the neck. Mad right? Luckily i was wearing some shirt from australia. he believed I was a foreigner and asked me for the school address. I mean no! Blah blah blah... stopped few stops later and pulled his hair then ran off the bus (Just kidding).
exp gained: 10000
level 99 liao. Learned that sometimes old people are not that pitiful. So don't give up seats to them ehen your on MRT or Bus.

So thats all the crap that I remembered and whatever. Go work and you will see a bunch of nincompoops like these people and other nice people at the NTUC like the suppliers all that.

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