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Friday, May 29, 2009 - 10:40 PM

OMG! Poker Face

Hello readers or whatever you are. Thursday came early for this post... Why? Cause my school organised some stupid remedials for the 4e5n. And its eating up my holiday time!!! And when school re-opens, things are going to go over the edge. The 4e5n will get remedials all the way to 5pm everyday! 'Good' right? Anyway back to the so-called today-is-Thursday post. So why is the song Poker Face so addictive? (by icon Lady Gaga of course...) Lets find out...

The song basically is rather in tune and rhymes when it comes to the verses. I think that it is the chorus of the song that makes it so addictive. For those who are so lazy to find out and don't know what poker face means but keep mumbling the song's chorus over and over again, thinking its so cool, here's are some descriptions:

poker face - A face lacking any interpretable expression, as that of an expert poker player
- An expressionless face
- A person who has or deliberately assumes a poker face

Now lets take a look at the song's lyrics...

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Chorus
Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

(Chorus again)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

(Chorus again but repeat 'the can't read my' part don't know how many times...)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

-END-

Okay, now lets look at some things from the lyrics that some might find interesting or don't know what the hell it means...

Texas Plays - I checked and it appears to be some fitness training thing for women... Or
some/multiple sex thing or position...

...with Spades to start... - Spades being the biggest and powerful-est suit in the poker cards
is said because she wants to the winner of the game she's playing
in the MV.

Russian Roulette - Its some life and death gamble thing. Example, there are 8 holes in the gun's
barrel but only one bullet in it. So if you're unfortunate, you get shot by that
single bullet.

...bluffin with my muffin... - Muffin in the first place is the crotch area aka vagina. So if she's
bluffin with her muffin, you get the point...

...stunnin with my love-glue-gunning - I checked at yahoo and it says something about the men's penis ejaculating. The 'love glue' 'guns' out afterwards. Another source says that 'stunnin' would also mean that she is fantastic while 'glue gun' means something like sexual abilities. So you can say that this phrase is most referred to sex.

Personal feelings
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So you might think that the song is great and all that shit holes and it's not a crime to say or listen to it but don't go about telling people your a poker face. They might think your a bisexual.
Anyway, it's an awesome song and if some of you have never hear it before, go get your hearing checked and update yourself to today's date.

p.s. B-b-bye mortals and until the next post...
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